• GenderIsOpSec [she/her]
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    26 days ago

    Ur-Mama so fat that they had to widen the gates of Uruk to let him pass

    • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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      26 days ago

      Reported for misgendering the former king of Lagash.

      Or not. Ur-Mama was so incompetent that his rule eventually led to Sargon of Akkad's shitty YouTube channel.

      Furthermore, Ur-Mama's public health policies were so lax that a dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing, I'll open this one."