(Buenos Aires, 1960 - Dique Luján, 2020) Argentine soccer player, one of the greatest in history, often compared to the legendary Pelé. Although his skill with the ball and his refined technique matched that of the Brazilian, Maradona's career was much more irregular: his difficult character, health problems and drug addiction marred part of his career, but did not prevent his genius from shining on numerous occasions. After winning the 1979 World Youth Championship with his country's national team and triumphing two years later with Boca Juniors, he began a European tour that took him to F.C. Barcelona (1982-84), Napoli (1984-91) and Sevilla (1992-93). Back in Argentina, he played for Newell's Old Boys and Boca Juniors before retiring in 1997. With the Argentine national team he participated in four World Cups and won the World Cup title in Mexico (1986), in which he had a wonderful and unforgettable performance.

Argentina's most popular soccer player was born, according to the Civil Registry, on October 30, 1960 in Lanús, although everyone identifies him as El Pelusa from Villa Fiorito, where he spent his childhood and from where he rose to fame. At the age of nine he began his love affair with soccer, when he played in a children's team known as Los Cebollitas. Don Diego, his father, ran a small soccer field in the neighborhood and managed the Estrella Roja team, which Diego Jr. joined as a teenager and in spite of his older teammates. He studied at the Avellaneda commercial school, but did not finish the first year of high school, because he spent his time playing little games (almost juggling) with the ball.

Signed by Argentinos Juniors, he made his debut in the first division in 1976, ten days before his sixteenth birthday. He continued playing for Argentinos Juniors until 1980, and although his team did not win any championship, Maradona was the top scorer in the Argentine tournaments of 1978, 1979 and 1980. In 1979 he was part of the youth team that won the world championship. In 1981 he moved to Boca Juniors (River Plate also tried to sign him), team with which he became champion that same year.

European adventure

By then, the clubs of the old continent were already the natural destination for the great promises of American soccer, and Maradona was the most outstanding. Signed in 1982 by Futbol Club Barcelona for 1,200 million pesetas (7.2 million euros, an astronomical figure at the time), he won the League Cup, the King's Cup (both in 1983) and the Spanish Super Cup (1984) with the Azulgranas, but hepatitis and a major injury affected his performance. Again for an astronomical fee, he moved to Napoli in 1984, with whom he won the 1987 and 1990 leagues, the 1989 UEFA Cup and the 1991 Italian Super Cup.

During his time in Italy, he married Claudia Villafañe, with whom he would have two daughters, Dalma and Giannina. Maradona remained with Napoli until 1991, when an anti-doping control detected cocaine consumption, for which he was suspended for fifteen months. Shortly after, he was arrested in Buenos Aires in a police raid. On April 28, 1992 he was released from prison and was charged with supplying and possessing drugs.

His international career ended stormily at Sevilla, a team with which he did not complete the 1992-1993 season. When he returned to Argentina after his European experience, he played for the Rosario club Newell's Old Boys (1993-1994) and, after serving the suspension imposed in 1994 by the international soccer authority (FIFA), he returned to the Boca Juniors jersey in 1995, in an irregular season in terms of his performance. In October 1997 he announced his definitive retirement after, once again, testing positive in an anti-doping test.

The hand of God and the goal of the century

With the Argentine national team, Maradona had already shown his magic in the team that won the World Youth Championship in Japan (1979). At senior level, Maradona was part of the national teams that took part in four world championships: Spain (1982), Mexico (1986), Italy (1990) and the United States (1994). He won the world championship in Mexico (1986) and was runner-up in Italy (1990). In the 1994 World Cup in the United States, he only played two matches; after the second, he tested positive in an anti-doping control and was suspended.

Where he shone most brightly was undoubtedly in the World Cup in Mexico, when his ability to drag the entire defense of the opposing team with his impressive dribbling and projection left the millions of fans watching the championship on television stunned. Particularly memorable was his performance in the quarterfinals: four years after the Falklands War, England and Argentina were facing each other in a match of maximum rivalry, which ended with a 2-1 victory for the Albicelestes, with two goals by Maradona.

The first of them should have been disallowed (Maradona fisted a ball that was in dispute with the British goalkeeper), but it is no less famous for that: when asked afterwards if he had scored the goal with his hand, Maradona replied that it had been “the hand of God”, and with that name he went down in history. The second goal, rightly called the goal of the century, was one of his geniuses that is hard to beat: starting from his own half, Maradona dribbled past five English players and the goalkeeper, one after the other, and scored with a left-footed shot.

Professionally, after his retirement he worked as a coach, manager of Boca Juniors, sports commentator and television presenter. Despite the numerous scandals and controversies he was involved in during and after his sporting career, Maradona continued to be idolized in his country. El Pelusa knew how to thrill soccer lovers and earned a place in the history of the sport. The song composed by Fito Páez (Dale alegría a mi corazón) and the tango Mago Diego, by Enrique Bugatti, are some of the tributes that his compatriots dedicated to him.

In 2008 he was appointed coach of the Argentine national soccer team, and his tenure, as was to be expected, was controversial: despite having the likes of Leo Messi, whom he recognized as his successor, the Albiceleste team did not make it past the quarterfinals of the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. His unsuccessful coaching career continued in the United Arab Emirates, Belarus, Mexico and finally in his native Argentina; he was coach of Gimnasia La Plata when, at the age of 60, he died due to a sudden worsening of his delicate health.

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  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    29 days ago

    It would be so fucking hilarious if hexbear ended out being historicslly important. Like imagine being studied innthe future as the people that led to everything being okay. That would be the funniest thing ever. And if I've ever adopted a baseless philosophy it's that the arc of history trends towards comedy and if God exists he's hilarious.

    • spectre [he/him]
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      29 days ago

      I remember on the old sub that people would talk about running for local office and irl organizing. That's kinda been absent for the last couple years on here unfortunately.

      I think it's due to the "opsec" culture which is downstream from putting shitposting as a priority over activism. I don't really take issue with it exactly, but it's a choice and it has consequences.

      It's possible that could change in the future, but the momentum definitely isn't there right now.

      Tbh I think Hexbear may be locked out of that evolution cause of the choice to pursue it as an unserious shitposting forum that spends half it's energy reporting on the lib tweet of the day or spamming "death to america x100". if I visualize myself getting semi-serious business done, I don't see myself including this place as part of my legacy, regardless of whether it's factually true or not.

      • glimmer_twin [he/him]
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        29 days ago

        I don’t know about anyone else but this site is completely separated from my irl activity. I come here to shoot shit and blow off some steam because it’s one of the only online spaces with fellow travellers. I really think the internet is only really measurably useful as an organising tool when you’re literally just using it as an interface to connect with people irl.

        Example of that was recently there was a big union repression drama in my country and in our org we spent a couple of weeks trawling Facebook groups of unionists and the pages of politicians in charge of IR portfolios, and started DMing the people who seemed most pissed off in the comments. Then we held a meeting with those unionists and everybody formed a campaign to go forward with the defence of the union.

        Anything more abstract than that and it might as well just be shitposting in my experience. Although I know people have strong opinions to the contrary, lol.

        • spectre [he/him]
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          29 days ago

          I think it varies widely where some are involved irl and many aren't (for various reasons).

          I don't think this should really be the source of anything irl, but I think we should turn up the "background noise" of "hey remember to connect with people around you and do something, even if you're handing out some flyers with the succdems or something".

          I don't hear it as much, but there IS a lot of noise about voting which comes across to me as very online (Twitter). I know that happens irl too, but when you're actually doing anything besides voting I feel like anything to do with the presidential election (as a US socialist) should be an after-after-thought.

      • miz [any, any]
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        29 days ago

        I wonder where Joshua4Congress is now and if he has a cool gaming chair