• AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      1 hour ago

      How do i explain to my gal pal and her gal pal that they are metamours with a bird who powerposts about farts?

        • urmums401k [she/her, they/them]
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          4 hours ago

          Voly-cule

          I'm just gonna think if this as a vaguely religious vore thing. Anybody want to eat me? But in a not traditionally sexual way, that will totally be sexual? Possibly with some ceremony?

          It's not my usual, but I'm willing to try anything once. Or are we assigned roles somehow? Because, like, I dunno, I tend to take my meals pretty small, so I'm gonna need to, like, stretch or something if I'm the eater not the eatee.

          • dustbunnies [she/her, comrade/them]
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            3 hours ago

            🤔 struggling to wrap my brain around this strange ritual and coming up with somebody getting gummed and raspberried all over, which does sound entertaining to witness and could bring about a state of religious ecstasy

            • urmums401k [she/her, they/them]
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              3 hours ago

              Nope. I light some incense. You unhinge your jaw and cover me in lube. Might need two tubes of pure oxygento respirate through while you do.