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Wtf, it's some kind of magical elixir you're supposed to dribble directly onto your dick 
Every detail about this ad is so fucking funny, from the roaring wolfman to the text.
AliExpress is a Wild West of shady medical products like these. Why does Elon Musk spend tens of thousands on hair plugs when he could buy a Chinese remedy that would give him a full mane of hair in a week for 10 bucks
"Too big to hold" sounds like a negative if the point is to enjoy sex with your enlarged hog
Penises aren't for sex, they're ornamental.
Also reminds me of that X-Files with the genie
Guy wished for his dick to be so big he died when he got a stiffy because it took all the blood from the rest of his body
Lol that's like a more extreme version of that Robin Williams bit
Great episode of a good show
Maybe it's a translation issue and they meant hold as in "contain".