Mark my words, in 100 years we'll look back at urinals like we look back at communal toilets in Rome where you shared a shit covered sponge to wash your ass. Why use a urinal when you can just use the toilet? Do you like having other people's pee splatter all over you? It's a barbaric practice. I will make sure urinals are abolished once i am made the general secretary of the central committee of the communist party of the fucking world republic
Do as the British do and urinate in public.
It's a tradition that goes back literal centuries.
So instead of peeing directly at the wall, pee at an angle?
Utilize the Pythagorean theorem to calculate the perfect angle of attack