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  • Beanis's bleaching properties keep my teeth bright and shiny. dean-smile

  • I can overclock my CPU 1.2% faster when I use baked beanis as thermal paste. doggirl-thumbsup

  • Beanis oil is naturally spermicidal and lubricating. berdly-smug

  • PointAndClique [they/them]
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    17 hours ago

    My desk is supported in crates of tinned beanis

    I wrote my first love letter (a recipe for cooked beanis) on the paper wrapping of one of those tins

    Once my football got stuck in a tree so i threw a tin of beanis at it to get it down and the tin was still okay!!

    BEANIS KEEPS GIVING EVEN WHEN YOU DONT EAT THEM!!