I'll start.

  • Beanis's bleaching properties keep my teeth bright and shiny. dean-smile

  • I can overclock my CPU 1.2% faster when I use baked beanis as thermal paste. doggirl-thumbsup

  • Beanis oil is naturally spermicidal and lubricating. berdly-smug

  • Imnecomrade [none/use name]
    ·
    6 hours ago

    Show

    https://pbfcomics.com/comics/all-purpose-flour/

    All-Purpose Beanis Flour beanis

    https://calbeans.org/homemade-bean-flour/

    https://thecoconutmama.com/fava-bean-flour-vs-all-purpose-flour/

    https://www.bobsredmill.com/shop/flours-and-meals/gluten-free-all-purpose-baking-flour.html

    Beanis is very versatile and reliable. What would we do without our beloved Beanis?

  • Infamousblt [any]
    ·
    15 hours ago

    Beanis didn't genocide anyone it's just trying to be a tasty treat and I'm thankful for that

  • Owl [he/him]
    ·
    15 hours ago

    One time I posted "beanus" and it really annoyed people in a way that amused me.

  • PointAndClique [they/them]
    ·
    16 hours ago

    My desk is supported in crates of tinned beanis

    I wrote my first love letter (a recipe for cooked beanis) on the paper wrapping of one of those tins

    Once my football got stuck in a tree so i threw a tin of beanis at it to get it down and the tin was still okay!!

    BEANIS KEEPS GIVING EVEN WHEN YOU DONT EAT THEM!!