It sounds like the worst holiday ever. Getting together with your racist uncle to celebrate the whitewashing of US colonialism? Man I feel you. At least the food is good, but at what cost? 
Anyway, story strong around the holiday season my friends.
It sounds like the worst holiday ever. Getting together with your racist uncle to celebrate the whitewashing of US colonialism? Man I feel you. At least the food is good, but at what cost?
Anyway, story strong around the holiday season my friends.
I don't think I've ever had good turkey on Thanksgiving
People always overcook the everloving shit out of it
We're talking Gravy Robbers levels of dryness
My family ditched the turkey bullshit years ago and we just order stuff from a local barbecue joint. Then we make mashed potatoes and baked beans and live off the leftovers for like a week.
I'm telling you, turkey doesn't belong on a plate, it belongs in sandwiches in thin processed slices