It sounds like the worst holiday ever. Getting together with your racist uncle to celebrate the whitewashing of US colonialism? Man I feel you. At least the food is good, but at what cost? interviewer

Anyway, story strong around the holiday season my friends.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    23 days ago

    At least the food is good

    I don't think I've ever had good turkey on Thanksgiving

    People always overcook the everloving shit out of it

    We're talking Gravy Robbers levels of dryness

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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      23 days ago

      My family ditched the turkey bullshit years ago and we just order stuff from a local barbecue joint. Then we make mashed potatoes and baked beans and live off the leftovers for like a week.

      I'm telling you, turkey doesn't belong on a plate, it belongs in sandwiches in thin processed slices