I can't start because i don't have any bad jokes cos I'm perfect

Edit: thanks for all your bad jokes but I'm now more unwell than i was yesterday so it didn't work

  • Sulvor [he/him, undecided]M
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    22 hours ago

    Why didn’t the lifeguard at the beach save the hippy from drowning?

    Cause he was too far out maaaan