I can't start because i don't have any bad jokes cos I'm perfect

Edit: thanks for all your bad jokes but I'm now more unwell than i was yesterday so it didn't work

  • hexthismess [he/him, comrade/them]
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    22 hours ago

    A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. The neutron asks how much. The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."