I can't start because i don't have any bad jokes cos I'm perfect

Edit: thanks for all your bad jokes but I'm now more unwell than i was yesterday so it didn't work

  • ManFreakBeast [he/him]
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    21 hours ago

    Two muffins are baking in the oven. One turns to the other and says "damn it sure is hot in here"

    The other says "oh my god a talking muffin!"