Fuck this shit, I refuse to believe anyone is nostalgic for Beethoven
EDIT: I looked up the plot because I couldn't remember what even happens in this piece of shit movie, and the moral of the story is "animal testing bad" which is so funny because you know these hogs would be baying in a fury if you directly said that to them.
St. Bernard's are already fucking huge. One time my friend mistook one for a bear, said it looks like there's a bear in the house, the person living there said 'oh! That's Buster!' Friend the asked 'what's a Buster?'
Dog can't talk
Nobody shrinks
Nobody grows giant
No Robin Williams
Dog can't even play basketball
Fuck this shit, I refuse to believe anyone is nostalgic for Beethoven
EDIT: I looked up the plot because I couldn't remember what even happens in this piece of shit movie, and the moral of the story is "animal testing bad" which is so funny because you know these hogs would be baying in a fury if you directly said that to them.
The fact it fucking got sequels always amazed me
What? I never watched this movie, but it used to be on TV a lot. The dog doesn't even speak? Wtf is this movie even about?
They find a St Bernard and they name it Beethoven and he grows bigger than they expected and I remember nothing else about it
St. Bernard's are already fucking huge. One time my friend mistook one for a bear, said it looks like there's a bear in the house, the person living there said 'oh! That's Buster!' Friend the asked 'what's a Buster?'
Buster was cool as hell
Also known as a
scrub
The slobber
Like, big for a Saint Bernard, or big in general? Because if you didn't know a St Bernard would be big...
He was a puppy when they found him and they're dumb
Also someone is trying to do experiments on dogs or something and he's the villain idk
It's not like, Clifford