• FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    9 hours ago

    They find a St Bernard and they name it Beethoven and he grows bigger than they expected and I remember nothing else about it

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      8 hours ago

      St. Bernard's are already fucking huge. One time my friend mistook one for a bear, said it looks like there's a bear in the house, the person living there said 'oh! That's Buster!' Friend the asked 'what's a Buster?'

      Buster was cool as hell

    • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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      9 hours ago

      Like, big for a Saint Bernard, or big in general? Because if you didn't know a St Bernard would be big...

      • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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        7 hours ago

        He was a puppy when they found him and they're dumb

        Also someone is trying to do experiments on dogs or something and he's the villain idk