BigLenin [none/use name] to chapotraphouse • 10 hours agoMy great grandpa who lived to be 95: "well after my lunch of a streak, 3 old fashions and half a pack of cigarettes, time to get back to installing phone lines in asbestos filled building!"message-squaremessage-square25 fedilinkarrow-up1114file-text
arrow-up1114message-squareMy great grandpa who lived to be 95: "well after my lunch of a streak, 3 old fashions and half a pack of cigarettes, time to get back to installing phone lines in asbestos filled building!"BigLenin [none/use name] to chapotraphouse • 10 hours agomessage-square25 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareKaveros [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear39·10 hours agoIf plastics last forever, and I am full of microplastics, doesn't that mean I will last forever? link
minus-squarelurker_supreme [he/him]hexbear41·10 hours agoHuman consciousness is stored in the microplastics link
minus-squareImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.mlhexbear11·6 hours agoNestle is just a NERV front. linkfedilink
minus-squareeldavi@lemmy.mlhexbear12·9 hours agomaybe all the microplatics shielded him from all the cancers somehow. linkfedilink
minus-squareDessa [she/her]hexbear17·9 hours ago"Mr. Burns, you are the sickest man in the United States” - but there are too many germs and they all cancel each other out." link
If plastics last forever, and I am full of microplastics, doesn't that mean I will last forever?
Human consciousness is stored in the microplastics
Nestle is just a NERV front.
maybe all the microplatics shielded him from all the cancers somehow.
"Mr. Burns, you are the sickest man in the United States” - but there are too many germs and they all cancel each other out."