You're not alone, lots of people feel this way. I sincereposted something very similar to this a while back and got too embarrassed and deleted it even though lots of people were nice to me. Listen to the part of your brain tells you to post more often if you can!
What game? Looks cool
Oh yeah well I downloaded 847 petabytes of ewes 
Theres this one song when you're climbing up a tower and fighting rooms of enemies that always blew my tits off, I fucking love Kirby 64. It's like jazz/Kirby fusion music. I'll have to do a replay
You should send this exact message to your professor 
Yeah I was in the same situation a few years ago. It sucks ass, I'm sorry.
I hope you can find another one you feel the same way about.
Is it actually sold or contingent? If you have any extra money you might be able to outbid. I'm sorry that happened, that house was beautiful
I don't think the federal government is actually capable of doing a jobs program any more. What would they have workers do, build IKEA furniture benches in 4'x4' "parks" next to 500k cardboard exurb houses?
someone please help this poor englishman clean himself off
Does this appeal to any living human? Are there people out there who unironically like this?
If Kamala Harris got an any% world record run of Spyro 2 live on twitch, would you speed run to the polls? 
(walks up and sees you have headphones on)
(Stands next to you awkwardly in your peripheral vision for 5 minutes)
(Taps you on the back)
Hey did you see my email?
I've found good results using horseradish cheddar. Any kind of novelty cheese you have on hand should work if you don't have that one specifically. Even spray on cheese product seems to work in a pinch.
Hell yeah sister, I pack fanny day and night. Don't let non-packers get you down.
Got all bit up by midges I think? Woke up today very sleepy. RIP me
She took the goddamn kids