BigLenin [none/use name] to chapotraphouse • 1 month agoMy great grandpa who lived to be 95: "well after my lunch of a streak, 3 old fashions and half a pack of cigarettes, time to get back to installing phone lines in asbestos filled building!"message-squaremessage-square27 fedilinkarrow-up1131file-text
arrow-up1131message-squareMy great grandpa who lived to be 95: "well after my lunch of a streak, 3 old fashions and half a pack of cigarettes, time to get back to installing phone lines in asbestos filled building!"BigLenin [none/use name] to chapotraphouse • 1 month agomessage-square27 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareKaveros [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear42·1 month agoIf plastics last forever, and I am full of microplastics, doesn't that mean I will last forever? link
minus-squarelurker_supreme [he/him]hexbear45·1 month agoHuman consciousness is stored in the microplastics link
minus-squareImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.mlhexbear11·1 month agoNestle is just a NERV front. linkfedilink
minus-squareeldavi@lemmy.mlhexbear13·1 month agomaybe all the microplatics shielded him from all the cancers somehow. linkfedilink
minus-squareDessa [she/her]hexbear19·1 month ago"Mr. Burns, you are the sickest man in the United States” - but there are too many germs and they all cancel each other out." link
If plastics last forever, and I am full of microplastics, doesn't that mean I will last forever?
Human consciousness is stored in the microplastics
Nestle is just a NERV front.
maybe all the microplatics shielded him from all the cancers somehow.
"Mr. Burns, you are the sickest man in the United States” - but there are too many germs and they all cancel each other out."