These couches are hostile furnishings for the home. Designed with a center console that acts as a physical barrier between you and The Wife™. Complete with cup holders, motorized reclining action, and a storage compartment where you can keep your Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition collection.

There is no space on this couch for any form of physical intimacy.

  • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]
    hexagon
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    2 days ago

    Patriarchy manifest as home decor. Its social relations manifest in the realm of the real to reinforce it's rules through luxurious relaxation. The "we sleep in separate beds and it saved our marriage" of "love seats". There is a deep irony here that love seat is the form designation given to this ritual torture device.

    • SchillMenaker [he/him]
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      2 days ago

      Boy oh boy if you think couches are a barrier to intimacy then try having kids.

        • SchillMenaker [he/him]
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          2 days ago

          After four kids the SUVs of couches start to look pretty fucking good. This little H3 is trash though.

      • blunder [he/him]
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        2 days ago

        dang me and my girl are planning but we also are very volcel-judge im kinda hoping we can find a way lol