These couches are hostile furnishings for the home. Designed with a center console that acts as a physical barrier between you and The Wife™. Complete with cup holders, motorized reclining action, and a storage compartment where you can keep your Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition collection.

There is no space on this couch for any form of physical intimacy.

  • SchillMenaker [he/him]
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    1 day ago

    After four kids the SUVs of couches start to look pretty fucking good. This little H3 is trash though.