These couches are hostile furnishings for the home. Designed with a center console that acts as a physical barrier between you and The Wife™. Complete with cup holders, motorized reclining action, and a storage compartment where you can keep your Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition collection.

There is no space on this couch for any form of physical intimacy.

  • SchillMenaker [he/him]
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    2 days ago

    Boy oh boy if you think couches are a barrier to intimacy then try having kids.

      • SchillMenaker [he/him]
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        2 days ago

        After four kids the SUVs of couches start to look pretty fucking good. This little H3 is trash though.

    • blunder [he/him]
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      2 days ago

      dang me and my girl are planning but we also are very volcel-judge im kinda hoping we can find a way lol