It's Yuri btw, if you really wanted to know.
And no THIS IS NOT READING THEORY.
Edit: If you've watched Alfa Busa's Hunter the Parenting, imagine me as Speaker D's "Big D" screaming and raving incoherently.
Edit 2: no seriously I'm actually suffering psychological pain just learning of its existence.
Edit 3: WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY
If there’s any consolation prize: I find that gen alpha DESPISES Cocomelon, like it’s their generation’s version of Barney the Dinosaur:
What? I find myself rapidly growing out of touch with the kids. I feel like Steve Buscemi in that one movie now.