CthulhusIntern [he/him] to askchapo • 7 days agoThe FBI has no file on us. But it turns out, another federal government department has extensive files. Which would be the worst?message-squaremessage-square46 fedilinkarrow-up181
arrow-up181message-squareThe FBI has no file on us. But it turns out, another federal government department has extensive files. Which would be the worst?CthulhusIntern [he/him] to askchapo • 7 days agomessage-square46 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]Ahexbear27·7 days agoDepartment of Energy because our servers are based out of the Chernoblyat exclusion zone link
minus-squareTraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]hexbear20·edit-27 days agoUnironically the DoE has some of the craziest, most violent armed guards of all gvmnt agencies, I wouldn't want to be in their sights at all. link
minus-squareNephewAlphaBravo [he/him]hexbear20·edit-27 days agothey're the nuke department and stuff that gives you supercancer just by existing near it, it's a rare case where I'm like "ok yeah I kinda get it" link
minus-squareTraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]hexbear14·edit-27 days agoI'm not saying it's unjustified, but their guards are some of the most operator-ass motherfuckers whose rules of engagement boil down to "get near the nuke, I'll shoot you dead 5 different ways". link
minus-squarejack [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear4·6 days agoProbably keep those same dudes on after the revolution tbh link
Department of Energy because our servers are based out of the Chernoblyat exclusion zone
Unironically the DoE has some of the craziest, most violent armed guards of all gvmnt agencies, I wouldn't want to be in their sights at all.
they're the nuke department and stuff that gives you supercancer just by existing near it, it's a rare case where I'm like "ok yeah I kinda get it"
I'm not saying it's unjustified, but their guards are some of the most operator-ass motherfuckers whose rules of engagement boil down to "get near the nuke, I'll shoot you dead 5 different ways".
Probably keep those same dudes on after the revolution tbh