broke and 2016pilled: saying you've "read" a book after reading the "plot synopsis" on wickypeedia

stoke and 2025mode: saying you've "read" a book after making an algorithm turn it into a cute little digestable infant formula smoothie

artichoke and 2034感: saying you've "read" a book after semi-watching a 20 second video in the upper left of your glasses, where someone recounts the plot at 3x speed, also you're having nutrient paste dinner and "engaging" with your "office-mate friend-circle" off the clock in meatspace at the same time