• zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    1 year ago

    God wants me to invade Iraq and Afghanistan in order to erase his enemies from existence.

    America invades, loses in a nightmarish series of civil wars, degrades its military readiness and economic stability for a generation while poisoning the brains of its adult population for probably a lot longer

    Hmm...

  • BeamBrain [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Anyone else remember those horrible Left Behind books? In those, Gog and Magog were Russia and Ethiopia, and the book opens with Russia launching its entire nuclear arsenal at Israel.

  • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    Look, in the post 9-11 world, sometimes you had to accept that your country and its military were being run by evangelical christians. Because if you didn't, the terrorists would win.

    sit-back-and-enjoy

  • CrushKillDestroySwag
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    1 year ago

    Imagining the leadership of the French Federation of Protestants, just chilling out with their minimal work jobs and occasionally talking shit on the Catholics, getting a surprise visit from the President who needs them to explain American Eschatology to him.

  • Sephitard9001 [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Wow look, more evidence that George Bush was not tripped and bamboozled and hoodwinked into the war by Dick Cheney that liberals will still ignore

  • regul [any]
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    1 year ago

    Chirac like "Fetch me a Huguenot."

    • Tachanka [comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      https://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2009/08/gog-magog-and-george-bush/

  • TraumaDumpling
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    1 year ago

    obviously whites are gog and magog and the attempted destruction of 'israel' was the holocaust. the elect have already flown this earth and we live in the post apocalyptic reign of [jesus/satan/god/the demiurge]. repenting is futile so live it up is my suggestion.