idc, my dick is big but I'm not getting laid either way

Micro plastics, not the only thing micro I got 😏

Somebody please save the penises

Are there any reports that this is hurting peoples uteruses as well? Or is this just a penis problem?

Also, Penis Problem is the name of my new band.

There's three good axes for a viral story: Sex, Stupidity, Schadenfreude.

Penises shrinking because of microplastics hit sex and schadenfreude.

I can verify this is true

Lmao as if I could do any better than the cheap ass toy I bought my partner anyway :pika-cousin-suffering:

Conspiracy: pollution is a plot by Ancient Athenians to make men sexier

All of these chemicals are an op to try and diminish my mighty hog

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