Still don't know how anyone takes him seriously. Musk stans are the worst

  • SexMachineStalin [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    In 2034, Venus will be on the path to Mars from Earth, so we could perhaps... mutiny onboard SpaceX and jettison Elon Musk onto Venus without having to change course. This option is also good because it raises no suspicion and he won't just be mindlessly floating in space, possibly bringing "down" another spacecraft that might crash into him at 100,000s of km/h. Since he loves the free market so much, let him figure out a solution to survive a rapid entry into what is basically Satan's arsehole.

    The only drawback is Mars ends up being 370 million kilometers away on a direct route, near its furthest distance from Earth. Like so: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2451271376

    uwu

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      4 years ago

      Venus will be on the path to Mars from Earth

      • Checks model of Solar system

      • Blinks

      • Shrugs

      • SexMachineStalin [comrade/them]
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        4 years ago

        Try SpaceEngine (there's a free version) and fiddle with the time and turn on orbital paths. I fast forwarded to the 2030s and while Mars was a wee bit far, Venus ended up being halfway on course to Mars from Earth.