• DingusDangus [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    In my homebrew 5e campaign I made my orcs Italian, and half-orcs italian-american.

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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        4 years ago

        I love that line because it shows that an orc knows what a menu is. I'd be shocked if menues were even a thing. I want to edit the books to include all the wacky bits from the movies.

    • BeamBrain [he/him]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      4 years ago

      I'm imagining orcs with curly mustaches wearing chef's hats and tossing pizzas

      • DingusDangus [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        One of the recurring villains is a half-orc pirate named 'Il Barbaro' who shows up with increasingly large hats. His crew slicks their hair back with whale oil.

        • 24324564745364253q49 [they/them]
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          4 years ago

          I'm going to take the artistic liberty to read that as "The Second Barbaro" and it's inspiring me to name a future villain or NPC in that fashion while leaving the origin of it a secret or plot hook.

          • Scarry [comrade/them]
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            4 years ago

            Barbaro, the Unbroken Line, will be featured in the magic super prison my players will be visiting tonight

    • machiabelly [she/her]
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      edit-2
      4 years ago

      This is literally the most hexbear.net thing I have ever read