Building a floating platform specifically so you can do digital crimes against humanity.

  • RNAi [he/him]
    hexbear
    55
    6 months ago

    Ah the high sea, the place particularly famous for having good internet connection, yes

    • krolden@lemmy.ml
      hexbear
      14
      6 months ago

      When you're spending this much money on something like this, running new undersea cable is trivial.

      • RNAi [he/him]
        hexbear
        26
        6 months ago

        Is it tho? Can a roaming/floating thing be attached to a optic fiber cord?

        • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]
          hexagon
          hexbear
          21
          6 months ago

          If it's a stationary platform or a barge that's parked in a location for a while, absolutely. It's basically the same as how submarine internet cables between continents work.

          • silent_water [she/her]
            hexbear
            5
            6 months ago

            it's slightly different because a floating platform is more susceptible to storms. it's pretty expensive to repair those lines when they're connected to a platform that inevitably gets battered about by a hurricane and the cables get damaged.

            • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]
              hexagon
              hexbear
              3
              6 months ago

              That is true, but it's what Google and a few other operators do. Usually oil rigs will use satellite, but they're not usually going to need the same sort of bandwidth

  • Judge_Jury [comrade/them, he/him]
    hexbear
    51
    6 months ago

    “Government overreach not only stalls the pace of innovation, but also interferes with the cosmic endowment of humanity,” the firm said.

    I'm very glad these ancap dweebs are just scamming investors

  • Shinji_Ikari [he/him]
    hexbear
    50
    6 months ago

    This will be complemented by “kinetic risk mitigation” provided by an on-board security team.

    THEY GOT WATER COPS DOING THE COP LINGO ferret-poggers

    • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
      hexbear
      16
      6 months ago

      it's libertarians I assume they'll decide Plimsoll lines are just big government regulation and sink the ship due to overloading

  • LaughingLion [any, any]
    hexbear
    43
    6 months ago

    ive done digital piracy for forever but physical piracy might be cool too

  • emizeko [they/them]
    hexbear
    40
    edit-2
    6 months ago

    another use for my idea for an underwater drone that attaches to target ship hulls and drills holes

    • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
      hexbear
      16
      6 months ago

      we need mad science to make these things capable of boring through steel hulls https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teredo_navalis

    • Awoo [she/her]
      hexbear
      3
      6 months ago

      Not even an underwater drone. A small solar powered drone that stays on the surface could feasibly have a satellite connection to the internet for controlling it. Anything small won't be seen in the ocean anyway or will be disregarded as drifting rubbish.

  • Saoirse [she/her, comrade/them]
    hexbear
    37
    6 months ago

    God almighty, I lived long enough for seasteads to come back in style. What ancient SA threads will we resurrect next?

    • @vettnerk@lemmy.ml
      hexbear
      18
      6 months ago

      This reminds me of the WTYP bit about these modern supervillains with their supervillain lairs are just dorks who do dorky stuff like mining bitcoin, and aren't worthy of a James Bond visit.

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
        hexbear
        15
        6 months ago

        In fairness, a Bond villain would more likely be some evil genius who wants to blow up all the Bitcoin mines and capitalize on a sudden drop in valuation. One of these dipshits would be represented by a stacked 10/10 hottie who runs a Cyberpunk themed casino/brothel, has sex with him, and is found dead in the following scene after having been stabbed through the heart by a graphics card.

        • Dolores [love/loves]
          hexbear
          17
          6 months ago

          found dead in the following scene after having been stabbed through the heart by a graphics card

          rated R for Graphic Violence

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
    hexbear
    32
    6 months ago

    AI seasteading? Are you fucking kidding? I didn't think anything could be dumber than seasteading which is the libertarian dream of living on the sea to live without laws or taxes. Stupid me.

    Seasteading

    Seasteading is the concept of creating permanent dwellings at sea, called seasteads, in international waters outside the territory claimed by any government.

  • RNAi [he/him]
    hexbear
    31
    6 months ago

    It's for illegal porn isn't it?

    • @vettnerk@lemmy.ml
      hexbear
      12
      6 months ago

      Or unrestricted submarine warfare. Cruiser rules can be set aside for this one, me thinks.