Building a floating platform specifically so you can do digital crimes against humanity.

  • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    GOVERNMENT BUDGET:
    $10,000,000: Tracking ownership of monkey jpegs
    $20,000,000: Pictures of people with Lovecraftian Horror Fingers
    $15,000,000: SEO pollution
    $35,000,000: Stonk analysis that works about as well as a reasonably well-trained octopus

    Somebody help, my citizen is starving.