I'll go first. Today a dude walked into my work, took a huge dump on the floor in front of everyone, and then walked out of the building with his bare ass still hanging out.

:wat: .

  • InnuendOwO [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    i used to work as a cashier at a walmart and lemme tell ya i saw some shit

    the most notable was the dude who like, definitely had something kinda grey in his hair, i could tell it wasn't actually hair though, but i had no idea what. was kinda wirey and stringy. maybe it was just greying, fraying hair, idk, the dude looked old enough for grey hairs

    .......then the spider dropped down from his glasses and just hung out dangling from his face for a bit before climbing back up. the dude didn't react at all.

    my man had a fuckin spider living in his hair what the fuck

    like im not arachnophobic or anything i fuckin love insects, cute lil critters, but that is not a good house for a spider!!