I'll go first. Today a dude walked into my work, took a huge dump on the floor in front of everyone, and then walked out of the building with his bare ass still hanging out.
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Was delivering an order of 50 unsauced wings to an apartment, assumed it was a party or something and maybe they had their own sauce because that's a lot of unsauced wings.
When I get there it takes the person about a minute to get to the door. She opens it and I can't see much because all the lights are off, it was a kinda goth dressed girl in her early/mid 20s just by herself. I incredulously ask if she's the one who ordered the wings and joke about a party. She just kinda ignores it and takes the wings and gives me a $5 tip. At this moment I see a cat dart out the door past me and turn to catch it before realizing what was going on.
She had what seemed to be at least 50 cats. Just milling about in the livingroom of her 700sqft apartment. She didn't even notice the one that sprinted out at me. Frozen in terror I watched as she opens the box of wings and flings them into the center of the pitch black living room followed by a sound best describes as thousands of souls screaming out in pain. She just shut the door before I could say anything and I went home early that night shook as hell.
It looked kinda like this, but you could only see their glowing eyes and hear their screams
I was resisting writing it in green text so hard lol, I barely even used 4chan, it's just one of those stories that works so well with that format
For real, that cat was just screaming "FREEDOM" as it sprinted into the complex. I understood why there were so many fucking feral cats there after that lol
I honestly think that's why I liked the sub so much, it had the same fuckoff energy except everybody was Cool And Good
Sorry to disappoint, but that top was just one of our agents in Groucho Marx glasses. You're under arrest again
I meant that's what hooked me in the first place, not that it got worse or something
Yeah, this was like 5 years ago and I'm still haunted by it...that complex had a crazy amount of feral cats and that encounter solved the mystery as to why lol. I thought I imagined it, but a few weeks later one of my co-workers got the same order and we put her down in the system as "goth mother, lord of cats"
I'm a big fan of both goth girls and cats but just thinking about that made my skin crawl.
Yeah, she/the apartment has a definite smell....
I remember thinking she was actually really attractive and was imagining her bringing some unsuspecting person home to a hoarde of feral cats and chicken bones.
Im in America, so "doing anything about it" would mean the cops get involved and probably shoot the woman and incinerate the cats. It was low income housing so they wouldn't have hesitated.
I worked for a day in a slaughterhouse. Lasted about 45 minutes and quit. fuck everything about that. I still have nightmares sometimes about what I saw there.
What made you sign up/think you could hack it in the first place?
and yeah lol don't slaughterhouses produce loads of sociopaths
I needed money to not be homeless and was desperate. Got lucky and found a job stocking shelves that paid less, but didn’t hurt anyone.
Worked at a high end gym chain. There was a member who over the course of about 2 months shit in different places (that weren't the bathroom) at least 5 times.
A few times in the trash can in a room that was used for assessments, a few times on the balcony. Finally, one person walked in on her while she was squatted over the trashcan again.
A few of us had a betting pool about who it was. (I was right :quokka-smile:)
Wasn't there some jogger a couple years ago who kept shitting in someone's front yard? I wonder if it was the same person
Gotta be a fetish thing. There’s an obviously wealthy woman on pornhub who’s thing is pissing all over upscale hotel rooms, shit is beyond debauched.
So it's this bit. There's this chick at an upscale gym she starts to shit randomly all over the gym.
Dear lord, that sounds awful! Someone should report this woman! Do you have any links to any video evidence I could provide to the authorities?
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It was always being found first thing in the morning, so I knew it was someone coming later at night before the gym closed.
There was this woman who only used cardio machines near-ish where the poop was found. She always seemed to be geeked on adderall which can make you have to go very suddenly so that was my guess. Lol
I pushed carts at an old job and one night these two guys start throwing punches in the parking lot with their girlfriends trying to pull them off of eachother, then a third woman runs from halfway across the parking lot with what I'm pretty sure was a stun baton but it might have been a stun gun and starts zapping the shit out of these dudes. One of them jumps in his car and drives off while the other runs away with his girlfriend off into the night. The woman with the stun baton just walked back to her car and drove off.
Maybe if Ikea stores didn't take 6 weeks and an Atlas to navigate people would find the real bathrooms so they wouldn't use the fake ones
Oh it's SCP, haven't gotten into them really. My internet horror stores came from nosleep - great podcast too.
i used to work as a cashier at a walmart and lemme tell ya i saw some shit
the most notable was the dude who like, definitely had something kinda grey in his hair, i could tell it wasn't actually hair though, but i had no idea what. was kinda wirey and stringy. maybe it was just greying, fraying hair, idk, the dude looked old enough for grey hairs
.......then the spider dropped down from his glasses and just hung out dangling from his face for a bit before climbing back up. the dude didn't react at all.
my man had a fuckin spider living in his hair what the fuck
like im not arachnophobic or anything i fuckin love insects, cute lil critters, but that is not a good house for a spider!!
I was around the corner of the building sitting on the ground eating my lunch... and homeless guy starts pissing on the wall around the corner... then like doing the crab walk along the wall to the corner where I was sitting so he couldn't see me until he was literally pissing on me. I just got splashed a little bit but he pissed in my pepsi. I was pretty mad.
I think what happened was he realized he was pissing on the front of the store where literally everyone could see him so he tried to just shuffle around the corner while pissing and walked right into me
Management of course didn't care. I think the guy was so hammered he barely even knew it happened so he just kinda mumbled and walked off as I should "WTF bro?" at him.
Management telling me just to get over it was what made me really mad.
got drunk at lunch, came back onto the site, and broke a 100k piece of machinery. They never figured out i was hammered because I am just that good.
working in an Amazon warehouse
some dude was scanning away, he looked like a young guy so I thought maybe I'd glance over and give him a nod, start up conversation later. Having friends makes the night shift a lot more bearable.
then he pretends to shoot finger guns at workers who have their backs turned to him, and then eventually turns the finger gun on himself and shoots himself in the head
after he does this he catches me staring
made sure not to end up too close to him again.
fair lol but I couldn't help but feel he was gonna end up doing a terror attack
then you have to make friends with him to so they tell you when to not show up at work
Should have slipped him a copy of th kazinski manafesto. Just to make sure he went for the managment first
At the FC I was at night shift had tons of people like that. 10 hr isolation shifts make everybody a little strange. The worst tho was all the people jerking off on facetime in the stalls I swear it'd be like once a fucking week someones obviously jerking off when I went to piss.
A guy tried to circumsize himself and failed. I got to clean up most the blood.
Was taking the trash out to the dumpster when an overweight 40 something couple parks their car by it (with many spots open closer to the store), gets out, and starts making out on the car in front of me. I just hurried the fuck back in the store.
why the hell do people do shit like this, was it during the night or what?
it was during the night. like i've fucked in public before, but y'know, in a car. usually in a fairly secluded area. not next to a fuckin business that's still open, outside of my car.
Peed on a chipmunk, didn't mean to. Dumb little bastard ran right into the stream.
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