logflume [they/them] to chapotraphouse • 8 months agoBiden is going to lose in 2024 and the left is going to be blamed for *checks notes* being against genocidemessage-squaremessage-square189 fedilinkarrow-up1289
arrow-up1289message-squareBiden is going to lose in 2024 and the left is going to be blamed for *checks notes* being against genocidelogflume [they/them] to chapotraphouse • 8 months agomessage-square189 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareCandidate [he/him]hexbear91·8 months agoEasily the funniest thing would be Biden winning the electoral college but losing the pop vote. link
minus-squareusernamesaredifficul [he/him]hexbear55·8 months agothe funniest thing would be literally no one voting link
minus-square新星 [they/them/🏳️⚧️]@lemmygrad.mlhexbear20·8 months agoOne person in each state writes in Parenti so he gets all the Electoral College votes and becomes president linkfedilink
minus-squareJohnBrownNote [comrade/them, des/pair]hexbear17·8 months agohacking the voting machines not to cheat the election but to remove all the presidential and senate votes. link
minus-squarehotcouchguy [he/him]hexbear49·8 months agoFunniest outcome: Biden has a massive stroke shortly before the election, Trump wins easily vs a literally braindead opponent, then trump dies of McCardiacArrest before taking office, leaving us with president, uh idk maybe Matt Gatez or something. link
minus-squareedge [he/him]hexbear48·8 months ago leaving us with president, uh idk maybe Matt Gatez or something. Mike Pillow link
minus-squareLeZero [he/him]hexbear29·8 months agoThey'll find cocaine in the White House again (not Hunter this time) link
minus-squareMagician [he/him, they/them]hexbear11·8 months agoYou ever wonder what those pillows are stuffed with? link
minus-squareAssortedBiscuits [they/them]hexbear12·8 months agoWith a similar scenario, we can have 4 presidents in 2025: January 1, 2025 - January 2, 2025: Biden is president until he dies from a stroke January 2, 2025: - Trump inauguration: Harris is president until she hands over the presidency to Trump Trump inauguration - Trump heart attack: Trump is president until he dies from a heart attack post-Trump heart attack: The VP becomes president link
minus-squareNephewAlphaBravo [he/him]hexbear42·edit-28 months agochuds would shed their material bodies and ascend to a plane of pure cope link
Easily the funniest thing would be Biden winning the electoral college but losing the pop vote.
the funniest thing would be literally no one voting
One person in each state writes in Parenti so he gets all the Electoral College votes and becomes president
hacking the voting machines not to cheat the election but to remove all the presidential and senate votes.
Funniest outcome: Biden has a massive stroke shortly before the election, Trump wins easily vs a literally braindead opponent, then trump dies of McCardiacArrest before taking office, leaving us with president, uh idk maybe Matt Gatez or something.
Mike Pillow
They'll find cocaine in the White House again (not Hunter this time)
You ever wonder what those pillows are stuffed with?
Kennedy's expired amphetamine pills
With a similar scenario, we can have 4 presidents in 2025:
January 1, 2025 - January 2, 2025: Biden is president until he dies from a stroke
January 2, 2025: - Trump inauguration: Harris is president until she hands over the presidency to Trump
Trump inauguration - Trump heart attack: Trump is president until he dies from a heart attack
post-Trump heart attack: The VP becomes president
chuds would shed their material bodies and ascend to a plane of pure cope
Inshallah