Nah bro, I totally could've taken them. Nah, I was just worried about everyone else. Look, look, I got, look, I got knives for stilletos okay bro? Those capitol rioters WERE LUCKY they didn't have to face me, okay? In fact, they were lucky I wasn't half-cut because I just go GORILLA MODE if I'm 2 or 3 beers down. My whole secuirty team had to hold me back... those rioters were fuckin LUCKY I wasn't alone.

  • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I bet nancy plays Blanka in street fighter and just abuses the hell out of his ball roll move. seems like a person who would od that

    • Claus [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      It's in the game, therefore it's within the rules. Technically, I'm doing nothing wrong.

      • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        listen here greenwald, just because no ones convicted you of a crime yet, doesnt mean youve done nothing wrong, aight?

      • emizeko [they/them]
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        4 years ago

        what Pelosi would say right before you find out she used to be a developer for CAPCOM

        • Claus [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          "Everyone is free to apply for a job at Capcom. How is it unfair that I got hired?"

          • emizeko [they/them]
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            4 years ago

            perfect since she's from a powerful Baltimore political family

            "so what my dad is a director at EA, I was judged on my merits!"

    • Neckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]
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      4 years ago

      And then when you try to jump over it, she electrocutes you, and then hits you with the ball roll, and then gnaws your face off before hitting you with the ball roll again. God damn it.