Hexbear Users,
As you may or may not know, today, April 15th, is the anniversary of the Beijing protests that lead to the unfortunate tragedies in Tiananmen Square, the loss of life of tens of PLA soldiers and the injuries of thousands more. In order to help prevent this tragedy from happening once more, we are excited to announce a new, temporary partnership!
We will be temporarily renting this site out to the CPC for use as a tactical base as well as a temporary gauge on western left-CPC relations for further cooperative programs. We will be temporarily transferring ownership of the site to Xi Jinping, you are welcome to ask the chairman any questions you have about this temporary merger @XiJinping, but be aware that he is a very busy man and your questions may not get answered in a timely fashion.
We are aiming to make this transition nondisruptive, so users do not feel any significant change under the temporary ownership of the site by the CPC. Please let us know if you have any questions regarding this temporary merger.
Thank you for understanding,
@ScreamoBMO, @quartz242, @kitten, @SirLotsaLocks, @WhyEssEff
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