I injected myself with the T-Virus and now I have a giant eyeball in my shoulder and my skin is green. This shit ain't nothing to me, man.

SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] · 1 year ago

Sephitard9001 [he/him] · edit-2 1 year ago

The T Virus ain't do that shit man your plug sneaked some G in there my dude go get your refund

GriffithDidNothingWrong [comrade/them] · 1 year ago

I told you your boy Birkin was sketchy man

FourteenEyes [he/him] · 1 year ago

Just wear a mask please

HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its] · 1 year ago

Over which mouth?

JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them] · 1 year ago

Relax, it's just like the flu. 🧟‍♂️

CascadeOfLight [he/him] · 1 year ago

We smoking las Plagas

ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them] · edit-2 1 year ago

Smoking that shit that made all the dogs slimy

doublepepperoni [none/use name] · 1 year ago

🤓 Extraneous eyeballs are more of a G-virus thing

queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

hawt