@aaaaaaadjsf and @My_Army suggested this was the most professional way to end things. I can't believe I forgot to do this earlier and I think Dave has now blocked me.

  • Shitbird [any]
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    3 years ago

    I have a long history of interviewing well and fucking around until I get fired.

    • Minorityworld [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      My hero. I started doing this myself as well. And am literally the happiest I've ever been at work. Like I laugh at the person I was who would work his ass off for $8.00 an hour. Fuck that

      • Shitbird [any]
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        3 years ago

        Right? I don't keep the surplus value of my labor so I should generate as little of it as possible.

    • abc [he/him, comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      I have a long history of interviewing well and fucking around until I get fired.

      HAHAH this is me at my current job - except they finally caught on after me literally doing nothing the past year except maybe a handful of emails a day. Now for the past month I've been doing like 2 hours of work a day and they're in awe

      "wow abc you're knocking this out of the park, I have no complaints" - my supervisor at the last two mandatory weekly meetings we've had to review my weeks performance

      :pain:

      My plan thus far has been to finish the probationary period and hopefully line a job up in the meantime so upon them releasing me from micromanagement I can turn around and be like "yeah, so here's my two weeks you fucks" since they too refuse to pay me more and even refused to subsidize A PORTION of a new computer desk despite the job being 95% wfh even prior to the pandemic

      • Shitbird [any]
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        3 years ago

        Fuck yeah. Your boss also sounds like a fucking Dave. Fuck "honest work", there's nothing honest about being underpaid and exploited. WE OWE THESE FAT RICH FUCKS NOTHING.

        :shocked_porky: :gui-better:

      • Shitbird [any]
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        3 years ago

        this time office work writing stuff for minimum wage so that a bunch of smug white collar boomers could golf and be terrible.

        i've done a ton of other shit though. if you dig through my post history you can find some of them.