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minus-squarejack [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear22·4 years agoThis does affect the scheduling though link
minus-squareClaus [he/him]hexbear16·4 years agoHas this happened to you? After consolidating unfathomable wealth, the bloated bourgeois undergoes cellular division and remarries. Now you need twice the guillotine. No more! Meet the Double Chop! With a rust-proof blade and unpatented double neck-hole technology, this machine cuts down billionaires at twice the speed and twice the comfort! Cut your time cutting down the ruling class in half! Billionaire couples? Double Chop! Failsons? Double Chop! Landlords? Double Chop! Revolutionize your revolution today! link
minus-squareeduardog3000 [he/him]hexbear5·4 years agoThe person on the right wouldn't have the blade go through them all the way. You gotta do a sawtooth pattern. You can even scale it up! link
minus-squareRedArmor [he/him]hexbear12·4 years agoBoris! I’ve got a a special. When can you work them in? I couldn’t possibly sneak them in until Monday sir. I’m booked solid. link
minus-squarecomi [he/him]hexbear3·4 years agoA modest proposal: they should marry and divorce 20 times in the next 10 years. link
Still 2 people headed for the :gui:
This does affect the scheduling though
Has this happened to you?
After consolidating unfathomable wealth, the bloated bourgeois undergoes cellular division and remarries. Now you need twice the guillotine.
No more!
Meet the Double Chop!
With a rust-proof blade and unpatented double neck-hole technology, this machine cuts down billionaires at twice the speed and twice the comfort!
Cut your time cutting down the ruling class in half!
Billionaire couples?
Double Chop!
Failsons?
Double Chop!
Landlords?
Double Chop!
Revolutionize your revolution today!
The person on the right wouldn't have the blade go through them all the way. You gotta do a sawtooth pattern. You can even scale it up!
:party-sicko:
Boris! I’ve got a a special. When can you work them in?
I couldn’t possibly sneak them in until Monday sir. I’m booked solid.
A modest proposal: they should marry and divorce 20 times in the next 10 years.