As in, I seem to always flub them somehow and I’m trying to get better. But I usually don’t have too much trouble once I’m “in” the conversation. Any tips?
I am the most successful when I leave without saying anything or just don’t greet, but that doesn’t reflect well on me
As far as goodbyes go, it's not so much that I have trouble with them as that I basically can't do them at all. I just have to wait until the other person decides they want to leave and until then I'm trapped. I have a friend who's really good at leaving and has been known to slip out unannounced, but having been raised in a culture where you have to greet every single person when you arrive and say goodbye to every single person when you leave I'm constitutionally unable to do so.
For greetings, I don't think my verbal greetings are that bad (not great, but passable), but the physical aspect can cause a lot of stress.
In my second decree as Supreme Leader of Earth (following my sit-pissing requirement), I will mandate that all greetings are either no contact (bows, waves) or full contact (hugs) and dispense with this ambiguity once and for all.
Hugs are cool, I just never know when it’s OK