• SpiderFarmer [he/him]
    ·
    1 year ago

    I wish I had good skin, but I'd probably be too powerful if I did.

    • Great_Leader_Is_Dead
      ·
      1 year ago

      Have you tried lathering your whole body in Lubriderm after every shower?

      • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
        ·
        1 year ago

        Tempting, but it sounds like a way to just make my acne somehow even worse. At least I don't get warts on my hands anymore. :D