• FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Beautiful sexy woman with flawless skin who needs a bespectacled daddy economist to come take care of her confronts Paul Krugman (virgin) about inflation

    • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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      1 year ago
      Men writing women ass headlines

      A dark haired, beautiful woman with skin smoother then a baby's and meticulous styling posits a question to Paul Krugman, her breasts heaving with the effort

      Ok I feel gross just parodying this garbage

      • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Mommy audience member breasts boobily towards microphone but contains lust in front of phallic object long enough to call Paul Krugman a cuck

    • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      I wish I had good skin, but I'd probably be too powerful if I did.

      • Great_Leader_Is_Dead
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        1 year ago

        Have you tried lathering your whole body in Lubriderm after every shower?

        • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          Tempting, but it sounds like a way to just make my acne somehow even worse. At least I don't get warts on my hands anymore. :D

      • hotcouchguy [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Gonna start referring to Europe as "the east" since its east of me

      • oregoncom [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        West of the lands of the Bo-Si and of the Thirty Six Tribes of the West lays a strange and exotic half-island known as Yi-Da-Li, whose people claim to descend from the fabled Da-Qin. The people of Yi-Da-Li are said to be so hairy as to resemble macaques, speak a language related to that of the Fa-Lan-Xi, and follow a heretical offshoot of Manichaeism. The Yi-Da-Li speak of a time when their ancestors ruled over a great khaganate comprised of all the barbarian tribes of the far west which warred often with the Hui-Hui and Bo-Si, but were cursed to be confined to their peninsula when they murdered a great shaman of their god named Yi-Shu.

        • ProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          Yi-Shu the Fruit Prince is a fascinating figure in primitive, fetishist religious practices. Created by the world spirit to defend humanity from the poisoned fruit of evil, speared upon a dead tree by the khaganate in mockery, and later revered by cult elders through rituals with fermented fruit.

  • impiri@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    My Future Girlfriend OWNS Paul Krugman with FACTS and LOGIC and PERFECT SKIN

  • AlicePraxis
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    4 months ago

    deleted by creator

  • tripartitegraph [comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    This reminds me of all the times the Dollop boys read old newspaper clippings and it describes women in truly bizarre detail