Get canceled, buddy.

  • ssjmarx [he/him]
    ·
    3 years ago

    virgin Statue of Liberty vs chad The Motherland Calls

    • crime [she/her, any]
      ·
      3 years ago

      When we establish communism in the United States they could be girlfriends :soviet-bashful:

      • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
        ·
        3 years ago

        statue of liberty good,
        :amerikkka:
        just fails to live up to her promises in every way possible

        :liberty-weeping:

          • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
            ·
            3 years ago

            freedom from colonial powers, abolition of slavery, open immigration...

            all good things the statue is meant to symbolize and commemorate, and all things which the u.s fails to make reality.

            because the libs dont believe in those things.

            no?

            yes i get the joke about "statue of :LIB:erty" but meh, its a good statue, and its explicit message contrasts the dystopian hellscape of the reality in the u.s really well

        • crime [she/her, any]
          ·
          3 years ago

          What if we were giant statues representing our commitment to defending our values and our comrades... and we kissed... and we're both girls 😳