Looking to do odd jobs in person or online; all the articles talk about Taskrabbit or transcription work or other things like that but I haven’t had any luck with those…. Any good ways you all have at making some extra money? Or just suggestions on what to look into? I live in a decent sized city so I’m hoping that would open up some possibilities as well.

  • xXthrowawayXx [none/use name]
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    8 months ago

    You could suck dicks, or jerk dudes off. You could sell your semen to a sperm bank or if you can’t nut, just collect some and sell it instead. Probably sell pictures of your genitals on the subway. Better yet, what if the sperm bank is hiring? You could be the dude who tastes all the samples to make sure they’re not poisoned.

    There’s probably other ways but that’s all I can think of rn.

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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      8 months ago

      You can’t sell semen to a sperm bank unless you meet the strict criteria. It’s basically a eugenics checklist: most likely have to be white, at least 5’11, have high IQ, be attractive and can prove it with photos of family, no history of mental illness or physical illness, must pass college, etc.

      • xXthrowawayXx [none/use name]
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        8 months ago

        That’s why I said just collect some and sell it instead. Spend all night milking ubermensch loads and then make your morning trip to the bank.

        They love to be visited by the cummonger.

    • Great_Leader_Is_Dead
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      8 months ago

      You could suck dicks, or jerk dudes off.

      Well shit, I've been doing that for free for years!

      • xXthrowawayXx [none/use name]
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        8 months ago

        You could be a competing cummonger in the same city as @RyanGosling@hexbear.net!

        Imagine walking up to the bank and opening your overcoat to reveal the dozens of tied up condoms sewn into the liner in rows with their donor dossiers (maybe you have a number scribbled down in a cocktail napkin, a business card or even the holy grail, a stolen id!).