you know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at leon trotsky, and you can see that statement is not true! see, normally if you go one-on-one with another communist, you got a 50-50 chance of winnin’. but i’m a genetic freak, and i’m not normal, so you got a 25% at best at beatin’ me! And then you add grigory zinoviev to the mix? your chances of winnin’ drastic go down. see the three-way, at the 14th party congress, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winnin’. but i, i got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cause zinoviev knows he can’t beat me, and he’s not even gonna try! So, trotsky, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winnin’ at the 14th party congress! but then you take my 75 perchance chance at winnin’, if we was to go one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 ch… percents, i got a 141 2/3 chance of winnin at the 14th party congress! see, trotsky; the numbers don’t like, and they spell disaster for you at the 14th party congress!