bringing this account back from the dead for this very important post

the cost of packs of cards is obscene, insane how capitalism ruins things as innocuous as children wanting pictures of their favourite athletes/pokemon

how lucky you are to be subjugated by both white and non-white people :agony-yehaw:

ackshually the only way to get more votes is by being openly transphobic, there are literally no other policies that would appeal to the working class that i, tony blair, very much give a shit about

got asked to come to work early, so it's only fair I spend that time posting, right?

not gonna fuck a guy unless his dancing suitably arouses me

no sex for you unless you can get through the cha cha slide with no mistakes

:rat-salute:

:angery:

:meow-hug:

:rat-salute:

need emotes of these two but faceswapped

i want to wrestle a pig

nuh uh

:rat-salute: new megathread

made vegan burritos for dinner, good shit

:im-vegan:

hummus :panting:

:alex-supplements: prefer him now tbh

well there goes my self-esteem :sadness:

i hardly meet any of this absolute king's requirements

time to start smoking again, convert to islam, do a rachel dolezal, and stop shaving so i can keep this guy as far away from me as possible

:im-vegan:

anita is queen of the sjws and therefore everything she says is based :rat-salute: