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Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland
think im gonna be sick what the fuck
YES! named after charles MINGUS the JAZZ MAN :trump-anguish:
I'm actually his like, fourth cousin twice removed or something. The link is there but nowhere near close enough to get money from him. I did feed him expired ham once though.
He was in some country band or something and I worked at a catering company out of a place that was at times a mid sized concert venue and we handled riders. Keifer wanted a ham sandwich.
wait. uhh what, im sorry but
how did you not include that youre his fourth cousin twice removed the FIRST TIME you told this story? thats important information!
:marx-angry:
catholic theological union?
you fed your fourth cousin twice removed, keifer sutherland, expired ham, while he was in a country musical ensemble, while you were working at a catering company as a catholic priest?
:shocked-pikachu:
Counter Terrorist Unit, I didn't want anyone to know think they could use me to get to Jack Bauer.
the catholic priests were working for the cia the whole time !?
:surprised-pika:
oh. my. gaaaaawwwd
C. i. a.
catholic intelligence agency!
:illuminati:
Assassin's Creed 1, Brotherhood but not 2 and a secret other game are all true!
is it octodad: dadliest catch?
the octopodes are amongst uuussss aaaAAAA:screm-a:
you guys remember when he dropped a big fat n-word on the actors studio? hard R and everything
Oscar Zoroaster Phadrig Isaac Norman Henkle Emmannuel Ambroise Diggs mofo
