Gonna get me one of those nicknames that ends in -tooth, with the prefix dependent on whether I'm in a foot or motorized warband. Chrometooth? Freon? Whatever, the important part is that I mount an axe head to my boot heel to deliver literal axe kicks in the name of Vectron.

I have several motorbikes for any cute boys who want to be my smegma crazies

So if a Mad Max universe automotive tech is a "black thumb," then what's the term for a snarky IT guy?

...Asking for a friend.