I'm announcing something special today for my proud Infowars fans. I have begun my infiltration into the liberal hive known as Hexbear.net. Were going to blow the whistle on these lizards and bust the whole operation open. It's going to be dangerous but every hot-blooded American knows that sometimes you have to put your life on the line for freedom. I typed this out after chugging some of my new product, Shit Eagle, so my brainwaves should be able to render this post unreadable to true commie scum.

And remember you can buy your own Shit Eagle supplements at Infowars.com. This stuff is incredible I've been taking it and I've seen a huge reduction in psychic attacks and penis hair.

  • ButtBidet [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Can you recommend something specific for me. All I do nowadays is fantasise about femboys. I can't seem to get any work done, my mind is occupied with femboys 24/7.

    • AIexJones [he/him]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      4 years ago

      Throw out all your soy products immediately and start playing some football. There's no way the governments femboy rays can get to you if you're surrounded by all American beefcakes