Not only do I have to perform wage labor, I spend almost 8 hours lying in a bed performing some sort of psychic labor in order to "make my body feel better". And does sleeping feel good? No! All it does is counter fatigue, the punishment for not sleeping earlier. Under communism sleep will be abolished, and replaced with shit that's actually relaxing, like hanging out with the boys

    • ToastGhost [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      This is a funny copypasta but I actually did the sleep learning thing in high school. Just put my head down, closed my eyes, and listened to the lecture. It sometimes made it easier to pay attention sometimes since I didnt have to put effort into appearing to be awake. If my body was awake my mind would wander, if my body could rest I could my remaining energy into paying attention.

        • ToastGhost [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          So the 137 days straight, it was some sort of coma or sleep disorder? Cuz thats not natural.

          A lot of times my sleeping in class was just when i already knew something, like when going over homework, I would just listen for the change in coversation that indicated we were gonna actually do something. Another in school sleep behavior I had was just deep sleeping through the whole class, copying homework answers from the back of the book, then asking classmates how to do that week's math for the test. This was my strategy for the entirety of my 8th and 9th grade math classes. My most interesting in school sleep experience was when I was sleeping after finishing a test, and got sleep paralysis right there on the desk in a full classroom. It was pretty mild and I didnt freak out cuz I recognized what was happening and just thought it was cool. Thats the only time ive ever gotten sleep paralysis in my whole life.

          • Sphere [he/him, they/them]
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            4 years ago

            I'm reminded of a time when I fell asleep in my geometry class in high school, and dreamed that I was awake and paying attention in class. Then the teacher started saying "Sphere, wake up!" I was like, "What? I am awake!" Then I realized I was in fact facedown on my desk, lol

            • ToastGhost [he/him]
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              4 years ago

              I frequently do the opposite of that, instead of convincing myself im awake while I sleep, I convince other people im awake when actually im asleep. I never have any memory of it afterwards, but according to what my family has told me ill have short conversations while asleep and not be aware it ever happened. I discovered this when my mom woke me up and said my food is here, I was confused and apparently she asked me if I wanted to order food and I agreed in my sleep. The extent of this strange ability is to just yes people to death, because I definitely wouldnt have actually wanted food at that time, I was too tired to even eat it.

            • ToastGhost [he/him]
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              4 years ago

              There is a disorder where people end up sleeping an insane amount of time, like 23 hours a day, and can just go days and days sleeping, its really sad actually.

        • Sphere [he/him, they/them]
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          4 years ago

          The confounding factor here is that getting more than 7 or 8 hours a night isn't really an option in our society, so those that need more (who would generally land in the 8 hours bucket) end up skimping on sleep, which is known to be detrimental to health. Not that that really helps you any :(

  • Des [she/her, they/them]
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    4 years ago

    i've started lucid dreaming again in the mornings and it's definitely more FALGSC then labor

  • LeninWalksTheWorld [any]
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    4 years ago

    hm I recommend finding ways to make sleeping feel good since you are going to have to do it quite a lot. I personally can't wait to go to sleep everyday it's the only time I feel like I'm not hounded by bullshit. Can watch some TV and just slowly doze off into shadow realm, pretty cool ngl. And since I smoke weed I don't dream so I wake up in the morning like instantly and forget where I am and it's pretty trippy lol

  • CoconutOctopus [it/its]
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    4 years ago

    Sleeping feels great. Nothing in waking life compares, honestly. Maybe it would help you to take some oneirogens?

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