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  • TurboGrafx16 [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    Cruella: I killed those 101 Dalmatians.

    Murray: Ok, I'm waiting for the punchline.

    Cruella: There is no punchline. It's not a joke.

    Murray: You're serious aren't you? You're telling us you killed those 101 Dalmatians? And why should we believe you?

    Cruella: I've got nothing left to lose. Nothing can hurt me anymore. My life is nothin' but fashion!

    [Audience is shocked]

    Murray: Let me get this straight. You think that wearing over 100 dogs is fashionable?

    Cruella: I do. And I'm tired of pretending it's not. Fashion is subjective, Murray. Isn't that what they say? All of you, the system that know so much, you decide what's right or wrong. The same way that you decide what's beautiful, or not.

    Murray: OK, I think I might understand that you did this to start a movement? To become a symbol?

    Cruella: Come on, Murray~. Do I look like the kind of fashionista that could start a movement?