Many of you have asked me “shitbird, how are you so successful”. Well (1 of) My secret Is my morning routine:
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- Wake up when house gets 2 loud(sometime btwn 4am-10am)
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- sit on balcon w/ toy dinosaur and cat, think about my dreams (mostly shrek sometimes communism lotsa babes & himbos)
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- skatebord inside hous aka apartment
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- drink a gallon of vegan water and feed cat
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- Farting / pooping / piss
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- First shitpost of day on hexbear dot net :hexbear-retro:
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is your job hiring ppl who shrekpost
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I’ll dm you when my unemployment eventually runs out. This shit is cash rn
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shit dont tell the us government that i still want their (vegan) cheese